fanfiction | MODRUS DAN SUPER JUNIOR NONTON BLACK HAWK DOWN


author: shin hyoseul (@ladymodrus)
genre: comedy
lenght: drabble
cast : super junior and lady modrus
rate : nc 17(?)

Captain Steele: Delta or no Delta that’s a HOT weapon.
Modrus: *lirik Siwon sambil mimisan*
Siwon: *gampar Modrus pake nampan*
Shindong: Kapan ya orang2 bakal bilang gue HOT? *meratapi nasib*

Schmid: Sergeant Eversmann, you really like THE SKINNY?
Kangin: *lirik Eunhyuk*
Eunhyuk: *lirik Modrus*
Modrus: *nyolong bakul nasi tetangga*

Durant: FUCKIN IRENE!! *kode lepas landas*
Eunhyuk: *nyiapin hape buat merekam adegan ‘fuckin Irene* #otak-yadong.

Waddell: Generally speaking the Somalis can’t SHOOT FOR SHIT.
Donghae: Maksudnya?
Yesung: SEMBELIT! XD
Modrus: *loksun (capek hati) mode on*

Grimes: Why aren’t you shooting?!!
Kibum: Belum ada kontrak film baru, makanya gue ga syuting.
Modrus: *muntah darah*

Yurek: It’s Yurek. You fuckin assholes!!
Eunhyuk: *buru2 ngambil handycam, siapa tau beneran ada adegan ‘fuckin asshole’*

Eversmann: Rangers lead the way, Sir!
SuJu: Super Junior the last man standing!
Modrus: *masuk ICU*

THE END

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